Thursday, August 13, 2020

Carnival

Carnival Last night, we went to a carnival that was sponsored by the Undergraduate Association (UA), Panhellenic Association (Panhel), Dormitory Council (DormCon), Interfraternity Council (IFC), SaveTFP (love your beaver!), Living Group Council (LGC), and Lesbian, Bisexual, Gay, and Transgender (LBGT) groups. (There could be more sponsors that Im forgetting.) Gabe 08, my suitemate from San Antonio, TX, returned to campus today, just in time to try and knock down a fat cat. Its really hard to throw this wiffle ball into the octagon hexagon (see comment below) without letting it bounce out. Damn game. Everybody loves dunk tanks. Unfortunately, there werent any Nobel Prize winners in this one. Does anyone else see the resemblance? just throwing it out there Sam and Gabe put on velcro suits and then thrust themselves onto a large complementary velcro wall. (Heres an interesting article from the Lemelson-MIT program about how parents and their children rank the most important inventions. Velcro is in the consumer goods section.) Mini golf. Human bowling. Jousting. The obligatory Tim the Beaver picture. Gabe and Sam sumo wrestled each other. Aero Disastro Course 16.5, also known as MIT Student Juggling Origamit, Paperfolding at MIT LBGT button-making Warning: this part is going to start off happy, and end depressing. DormCon sponsored an area at which you threw something into something and your prize was a goldfish. After I performed the aforementioned task, I went over to the cooler and received my prize from Ian 06. As I was walking away, Sam asked, Whats his name? I thought he meant the person who handed me the goldfish, so I said, Oh, thats Ian Brelinsky. Sam actually was referring to the goldfish, so we decided to name the fish Ian Brelinsky in honor of Ian 06. I guess I have led a very sheltered childhood, since I didnt know that carnival goldfish dont live very long. I joked that I would release Ian Brelinsky into the Charles River so he could live longer, but then we decided that our sink water was probably healthier. Here I am with Ian 06 and Ian Brelinsky 0fish Unfortunately, at 12:40 PM we noticed that Ian Brelinsky was no longer alive. Sam offered to dispose of him for me. Hmm, urinal or toilet? *sniff* I dont want to end on such a tragic note, so I will leave you with this: Tree trunks get so postered that we resort to taping flyers to leaves.

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